Thursday, October 27, 2005

Mothers and Daughters and Toyotas

Toyota has a commerical up here that's on heavy rotation. A mother and daughter are driving in a car around your typical suburban neighborhood. The daughter asks the mother how her date went last night. The mother responds that it went well. Next the daughter asks how the gentleman suitor is. The mother responds that he is doing well. The daughter remarks - "No mom, how IS he?" By placing the emphasis on the word "is", the daughter is asking how the mother's gentleman suitor performs sexually.

How does a daughter asking her mother about her obviously extra-marital sexual encounters make me want to buy a Toyota? Now, if they would go into some detail - maybe i'll start thinking about it.

Were there special outfits or toys involved? If yes, then i'm thinking Corolla.

Does the young, nubile French maid join in? If yes, maybe a Camry Solara.

Is there is a midget? If yes, i'd say that's worth a 4Runner.

I'm not going to mention what would earn a Celica - but let's just say it involves a llama, Major Grey's Mango Chutney, a bag of minature Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and an Ashlee Simpson CD. Don't ask.

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