Friday, October 20, 2006

Rules

I've learned two things from Patrick Swayze. First and foremost, i've learned how to defend your town from Soviet backed South American communists who invade Texas. Second, i've learned the rules to life (From "Roadhouse" of course). These rules are:

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

Tonight we're going to see "The Killers" at the Kool Haus in Toronto! I'll post more about that tomorrow. For now - it's off to a hard days work. Keep on truckin'.

2 comments:

jrkinsella said...

Red dawn was set in the fictional COLORADO town of Calumet. Hence all the mountains and snow and what not.

Alex said...

Seriously? Damnit.